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I love Jäger. Where else can you find substitutes for cough syrup, sleep aids, and Viagra - all in one bottle? It probably cures cancer, or at least makes you not care that you have it for a while. So when I drink Jäger, I like to take big shots. Most recipes are designed for small shots. When I’m preparing shots, I mix 1 to 1.5 oz of EACH part… so an Oatmeal Cookie could be as much as 6 oz of alcohol. And I don’t slam them – I drink them. That’s just me, and the recipes below reflect it. Don’t like it?

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Here’s a blog entry about a night with a few shots of Jäger…

Jäger Bomb
1 oz Jägermeister
8 oz Red Bull
Drop the shot glass full of Jager into the glass of Red Bull and chug it down! Variations of this include different energy drinks.

Oatmeal Cookie
1 oz Jägermeister
1 oz Bailey’s
1 oz Butterscotch schnapps
1 oz Goldschläger or cinnamon schnapps
2 oz milk
Serve on ice and stir. This is kind of how my version of it has evolved. I’ve also found that any three of the alcohols in this drink do well together if you’re missing one of the ingredients (see the following two recipes)! You can also make a shooter version without the milk and ice.

Deer Sperm (aka “Dirty Leprechaun”)
1 oz Jägermeister
1 oz Bailey’s

Devil’s Blood
1 oz Jägermeister
1 oz Goldschläger or cinnamon schnapps

Dr. Jäger
21 ounce bottle of Dr. Pepper
1-2 oz Jäger

4 Horsemen
1 oz Jägermeister
1 oz Goldschläger or cinnamon schnapps
1 oz Bacardi 151 or other rum
1 oz Rumple Minze or peppermint schnapps

Lights Out
1 oz Jägermeister
1 oz Vodka

Liquid Cocaine
1 oz Jägermeister
1 oz Goldschläger or cinnamon schnapps
A dash of rum (or even another 1 oz) is sometimes added. There are other recipes by the same name that are quite different.

Marion Barry
1 oz Jägermeister
1 oz Kahlúa
Cola to taste

Mountain Meister (aka “Bob Dylan”)
1 oz Jägermeister
2 oz Mountain Dew

Nuclear Sludge
1 oz Jägermeister
8 oz Sprite
This is NOT dropped in like a Jäger Bomb, but mixed in.

Purgatory
1 oz Jägermeister
3 oz Cherry Coke

Red Headed Slut
1 oz Jägermeister
1 oz Peach Schnapps
1 oz Cranberry Juice

Screaming Golden Nazi
1 oz Jägermeister
1 oz Rumple Minze or peppermint schnapps
1 oz Goldschläger or cinnamon schnapps

Screaming Nazi
1 oz Jägermeister
1 oz Rumple Minze peppermint schnapps
Over ice and shaken.

Storm Trooper
1 oz Jägermeister
1 oz Rumple Minze peppermint schnapps
Served on the rocks

Surfer on Acid
1 oz Jägermeister
1 oz Malibu coconut rum
1 oz pineapple juice
I highly recommend this drink!

Jäger-Beer
1 oz Jägermeister
1 oz Root Beer
Sometimes served on ice.

Diet Crack
4 oz Jägermeister
1 can Diet Pepsi

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