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Jäger Recipes
I love Jäger. Where else can you find substitutes for cough syrup, sleep aids, and Viagra – all in one bottle? It probably cures cancer, or at least makes you not care that you have it for a while. So when I drink Jäger, I like to take big shots. Most recipes are designed for small shots. When I’m preparing shots, I mix 1 to 1.5 oz of EACH part… so an Oatmeal Cookie could be as much as 6 oz of alcohol. And I don’t slam them – I drink them. That’s just me, and the recipes below reflect it. Don’t like it? Google it. Here’s a blog entry about a night with a few shots of Jäger… Jäger Bomb 1 oz Jägermeister 8 oz Red Bull Drop the shot glass full of Jager into … Read entire article »
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State of Life Quiz
The following 7 questions will help you find out where you score in your overall sense of happiness and well-being. This is not designed to describe each personal specifically, but rather is an objective look at where you stand in life. 1. Your current job situation can best be described as: A. I like my job and I’m paid well B. I like my job but I’m not paid well C. I hate my job but I’m paid well D. I hate my job and I’m not paid well E. My job is just OK and my pay is just OK. F. What job? 2. Your current family situation can best be described as: A. I’m happily married or in a good relationship. B. I’m happily single C. I’m married or in a relationship but not very happy D. I’m single but … Read entire article »
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Jägermeister Drinking Log #1
Out of sheer curiosity and boredom, I decided to conduct a little drinking experiment. I am going to take shots of Jäger every 15 minutes tonight and document the effects. As a preface, I must say that I am a huge alcoholic light weight. I know guys think you’re a pussy if you can’t drink 92 gallons of straight alcohol and walk away, but that’s not me. Get out my maxi pad to sleep on I guess. I actually once went to a doctor because of my intolerance for alcohol and he told me that some people lack an enzyme, or are deficient in it, to the point that their alcohol tolerance is considerably affected. I love it! A few shots and I’m done. Cheap, easy, and fast. I see nothing immasculine … Read entire article »
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