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Using CorelDraw in an Illustrator World
From 1992 until 1996, I used Adobe Illustrator exclusively. I used at my job, so this was not low-end hobby use. It was full-time, high end output. Daily. In late 1996, my boss took it upon himself to hire a graphic artist who I would train, but I wasn’t consulted on who was hired. The new guy showed up to work on his first day with a copy of CorelDraw 6 under his arm and a goofy grin on his face. I told him I had used version 5 and really felt it was far behind Illustrator 6 that was currently on the market. To be fair, I let him install it and show me what it could do. A month later, we had Draw on all of our computers and … Read entire article »
Filed under: Graphic Arts
You Might Be A Myspace Douchebag If…
I originally wrote this and posted it on my original Myspace account on March 20, 2007. And of course nothing has changed, so I re-posted it on my new account in May of 2008, and now I think it belongs here. So without further delay… By not-so-popular demand. This is more out of necessity, after seeing endless moronic Myspace douche bags out there. So how do you know if you’re a Myspace douche bag? Well if you meet any of the criteria below, you seriously need help… You might be a Myspace douche bag if… You post a bio that requires scrolling the window to read it all. Are you SOO freaking important that we have to read everything you feel you must bestow upon us? Our lives are incomplete without knowing ALL … Read entire article »
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