Hey every guy gets it sometime. A little performance anxiety never hurt anyone. Much. OK, it actually sucks. But let’s look at the silver lining for a moment, or at least create a silver lining. There are benefits to E.D. Instead of crying over milk you can’t quite spill, let’s laugh for a moment about the lighter side of E.D. Disease-Smazeeze. Just think of all those nasty, disease-infected women you’re not sleeping with. The biggest gift ED can bring … Read entire article »

The modern douchebag in no way resembles the douchebag of years past. It is an honor to hold the title of Douchebag in modern America. And for those of you considering the jump to the dark side, consider some reasons why you should make take the plunge. Remember – and this is most important – that being a Douchebag is a state of mind more than anything else. It’s not really what others think of … Read entire article »

Not all shoplifting is equal in the eyes of society. Stealing baby food would get you a lot more sympathy than stealing porn. But there are some items that simply aren’t worth the risk. Below is a brief list of some of those items you should never consider stealing. Not for fun, for profit, or especially out of need. We’ve included a few “bonus points” for the supreme dumb-asses who take embarrassing shoplifting to the … Read entire article »