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4 Hidden Benefits of Erectile Dysfunction
Hey every guy gets it sometime. A little performance anxiety never hurt anyone. Much. OK, it actually sucks. But let’s look at the silver lining for a moment, or at least create a silver lining. There are benefits to E.D. Instead of crying over milk you can’t quite spill, let’s laugh for a moment about the lighter side of E.D. Disease-Smazeeze. Just think of all those nasty, disease-infected women you’re not sleeping with. The biggest gift ED can bring … Read entire article »
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5 Reasons to be a Douchebag
The modern douchebag in no way resembles the douchebag of years past. It is an honor to hold the title of Douchebag in modern America. And for those of you considering the jump to the dark side, consider some reasons why you should make take the plunge. Remember – and this is most important – that being a Douchebag is a state of mind more than anything else. It’s not really what others think of … Read entire article »
Filed under: Humor
6 Embarrassing Things to Get Caught Shoplifting
Not all shoplifting is equal in the eyes of society. Stealing baby food would get you a lot more sympathy than stealing porn. But there are some items that simply aren’t worth the risk. Below is a brief list of some of those items you should never consider stealing. Not for fun, for profit, or especially out of need. We’ve included a few “bonus points” for the supreme dumb-asses who take embarrassing shoplifting to the … Read entire article »
Filed under: Humor
40 Jokes Tweeted About Kim Jong Il’s Death
North Korean leader Kim Jong Il’s death was breaking news around the world this weekend. While serious news organizations pondered the implications of said news, and offered commentary on the leader’s life and career, the mood on Twitter was a bit lighter. In fact, the social network lit up with Kim Jong Il jokes, from the first moments that the news was made public. Immediately we saw “He’s not IL, he’s dead” jokes. But others … Read entire article »
Filed under: Politics, Social Media
Zynga IPO: WTF-Ville
So Zynga – creators of low-end Facebook games such as Farmville, Mafia Wars, and Cafe World – decided to raise capital with their initial stock offering. As reported in an excellent summary as reported on AllThingsD.com, we read, Currently, Zynga has about 227 million monthly active users who play games for free on Facebook, such as FarmVille, CityVille, Zynga Poker and Mafia Wars. But only a small fraction — around 3 percent — pay for additional … Read entire article »
Filed under: Social Media
Sumas 10″ Tablet Review: This Tablet is Hard to Swallow
I went to a local Fry’s to purchase a relatively inexpensive tablet for a Christmas gift. After looking at all the options and talking to the associate, who seemed to know what he was talking about, I opted to pick up the Sumas 10.1-inch tablet, the PC SMT-102PAD. In fact, I bought two of them as gifts. My girlfriend picked up one for herself. At $179 each, the 10-inch screen and 1ghz processor seemed like … Read entire article »
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7 Reasons Why Being Bald Rocks
So you’re considering the move to the dark side of hair style – and just want to shave it all off? I’ve been shaving my head to bald perfection for years, and I’d never go back. Shaving my head brought me a sense of youthful confidence I hadn’t felt since my early 20s. It erased signs of age that hair can bring to older guys, and brought a a new wave of women ogling my new-found dome. And … Read entire article »
Filed under: Humor
7 Types of Users Not to Follow on Twitter
Twitter is all about following and gaining followers. Though I’m rather generous in my follow-back protocol, I don’t subscribe to the #autofollow mentality. After toying with that concept for a while, I realized that following everyone back leads to a cluttered, spammy timeline that degrades the quality of Twitter. Just because a person follows you doesn’t mean following them back will be worth your while. So here’s the rundown of the types of Twitter accounts that … Read entire article »
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