7 Great Spam Headlines

I have special email accounts set up specifically for spam. I sign up for as much crap as I can, just to get as much junk as possible. So I opened up that account today and it was flooded, as expected, with junk. Thus, today we’re going to share with you our Top 7 Spam Headlines for today, in no particular order.

Scare people with your tool today.
I don’t think I want male enhancement to the point that it will scare people. Is that really desirable?

Women love well hung men.
True. Are you implying that I’m not one of those?

hello my most sparkling
I’ve been called a lot of things, but never “most sparkling” before. The all-lower case is a nice touch.

You have been invited to hook up for sex
Now we’re talking.

Your package is set to grow
I’m a guy. I was kind of born that way.

Get the manhood you’ve always desired
I wonder how many women receive this one.

CONGRATULATION!! CONGRATULATION !!
I love the missing “s” which means this person achieved broken English with a single word. “CONGRATULATION” to them for that feat.

There’s nothing like a great spam headline to brighten my day. Next time you’re annoyed by spam, just remember how entertaining it can be. And try to imagine someone actually believing it and clicking away.