Funny Obama Headline on FoxNews
While perusing one of the many news sites I read, in this case FoxNews, and couldn’t help but notice a sidebar with a picture of President Obama with the headline “Gas Pains” next to it. This was seen on 3/11/2012. The picture of a slightly unhappy President with the headline of “Gas Pains” could only lead to one visual image. One can imagine the President letting one slip during a news conference. In that case, we’ve … Read entire article »
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4 Hidden Benefits of Erectile Dysfunction
Hey every guy gets it sometime. A little performance anxiety never hurt anyone. Much. OK, it actually sucks. But let’s look at the silver lining for a moment, or at least create a silver lining. There are benefits to E.D. Instead of crying over milk you can’t quite spill, let’s laugh for a moment about the lighter side of E.D. Disease-Smazeeze. Just think of all those nasty, disease-infected women you’re not sleeping with. The biggest gift ED can bring … Read entire article »
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5 Reasons to be a Douchebag
The modern douchebag in no way resembles the douchebag of years past. It is an honor to hold the title of Douchebag in modern America. And for those of you considering the jump to the dark side, consider some reasons why you should make take the plunge. Remember – and this is most important – that being a Douchebag is a state of mind more than anything else. It’s not really what others think of … Read entire article »
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6 Embarrassing Things to Get Caught Shoplifting
Not all shoplifting is equal in the eyes of society. Stealing baby food would get you a lot more sympathy than stealing porn. But there are some items that simply aren’t worth the risk. Below is a brief list of some of those items you should never consider stealing. Not for fun, for profit, or especially out of need. We’ve included a few “bonus points” for the supreme dumb-asses who take embarrassing shoplifting to the … Read entire article »
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7 Reasons Why Being Bald Rocks
So you’re considering the move to the dark side of hair style – and just want to shave it all off? I’ve been shaving my head to bald perfection for years, and I’d never go back. Shaving my head brought me a sense of youthful confidence I hadn’t felt since my early 20s. It erased signs of age that hair can bring to older guys, and brought a a new wave of women ogling my new-found dome. And … Read entire article »
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Funny Product: Because Sliding it 6 Inches is Too Hard
One certainty is sure to occur with the arrival of the holiday season: the marketing of a slew of dumb, useless, and funny products that weren’t intended to be funny. My favorite such product of late is the “Handy Caddy” which allows you to slide your coffee maker to the front of the counter. Let’s take a look at the product description: Just slide the caddy forward for easy access to your appliances Slide it back so … Read entire article »
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The Kris Humphries Sims Laugh
Kris Humphries, aka Mr. Kim Kardashian, is already being spotted without his wedding ring and sites such as AOLTV.com are reporting that their sources claim the marriage is essentially over resulting in Kim’s agent dropping Kris. We’re not so sure… Say it ain’t so Kris! Regardless of the marital status, our beloved Kris Humphries can live on in games such as the Sims 3. And for gamers who love the Sims, the thought of a Kris Humphries … Read entire article »
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Google Asks and Answers the World’s Most Burning Questions
The world turns to Google when it has a question. But what are the most burning questions in the world right now? Since we’re taught in English class to ask who, what, where, when, why, and how, also known as the 5 W’s (apparently with “how” tossed in for good measure), I decided that this is how I would determine the most asked questions on the internet today. I started typing each query and let Google … Read entire article »
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