If GOP Candidates Were Pizzas
The 2012 GOP race is in full swing and now that our beloved Herman Cain and Michele Bachmann have dropped out, we thought we’d borrow a page from Cain’s pizza past and see if we could imagine the GOP field as a menu in a pizza parlor. Which of these pizzas appeal to you most? The Mitt Romney Double-Sided Pizza The world’s only 2-sided pizza contains different ingredients on each side, depending on what the customer wants. The … Read entire article »
12 Rick Santorum Anagrams
Rick Santorum is the GOP candidate in the spotlight this week, with his sneaky come-from-behind tie in the Iowa caucus. And since “Rick Santorum” will likely be hitting the Google search bars heavily for a while, we thought it would be fun to run some anagrams on his name. Anagrams, as you probably know, are formed by re-arranging all of the letters in his name. After sifting through a few thousand results, we came up … Read entire article »
4 Hidden Benefits of Erectile Dysfunction
Hey every guy gets it sometime. A little performance anxiety never hurt anyone. Much. OK, it actually sucks. But let’s look at the silver lining for a moment, or at least create a silver lining. There are benefits to E.D. Instead of crying over milk you can’t quite spill, let’s laugh for a moment about the lighter side of E.D. Disease-Smazeeze. Just think of all those nasty, disease-infected women you’re not sleeping with. The biggest gift ED can bring … Read entire article »
5 Reasons to be a Douchebag
The modern douchebag in no way resembles the douchebag of years past. It is an honor to hold the title of Douchebag in modern America. And for those of you considering the jump to the dark side, consider some reasons why you should make take the plunge. Remember – and this is most important – that being a Douchebag is a state of mind more than anything else. It’s not really what others think of … Read entire article »
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8 Newt Gingrich Lookalikes
As Newt Gingrich takes the lead in the Republican presidential race, his face has been plastered all over the nightly news. All this Gingrich face time begs the question of who looks like Newt Gingrich? We’ve pored over every gray-haired bespectacled celebrity and politician we could think of to come up with the following list. The problem is where do you stop? There have been so many chubby, gray haired men with glasses through the ages that … Read entire article »
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Funny Product: Because Sliding it 6 Inches is Too Hard
One certainty is sure to occur with the arrival of the holiday season: the marketing of a slew of dumb, useless, and funny products that weren’t intended to be funny. My favorite such product of late is the “Handy Caddy” which allows you to slide your coffee maker to the front of the counter. Let’s take a look at the product description: Just slide the caddy forward for easy access to your appliances Slide it back so … Read entire article »
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The Kris Humphries Sims Laugh
Kris Humphries, aka Mr. Kim Kardashian, is already being spotted without his wedding ring and sites such as AOLTV.com are reporting that their sources claim the marriage is essentially over resulting in Kim’s agent dropping Kris. We’re not so sure… Say it ain’t so Kris! Regardless of the marital status, our beloved Kris Humphries can live on in games such as the Sims 3. And for gamers who love the Sims, the thought of a Kris Humphries … Read entire article »
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Google Asks and Answers the World’s Most Burning Questions
The world turns to Google when it has a question. But what are the most burning questions in the world right now? Since we’re taught in English class to ask who, what, where, when, why, and how, also known as the 5 W’s (apparently with “how” tossed in for good measure), I decided that this is how I would determine the most asked questions on the internet today. I started typing each query and let Google … Read entire article »
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Prophecy on Obama’s Face
Is there a secret prophecy on Barack Obama’s face? Simple contrast enhancement to a photo of Obama clearly reveals the image of a mushroom cloud. I wonder if you lined up the freckles on his face if it would spell “IRAN IS NEXT.” … Read entire article »
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Nostradamus 101: Steps to Becoming a Prophet
So you want to be the next great psychic? Well in this one article, I will show you how to become “psychic” with the ability to forecast all of the major events coming up in the near future. Not convinced? I’m quite certain that all of today’s top psychics use every one of these steps to make their predictions. … Read entire article »
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