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		<title>Prophecy on Obama&#8217;s Face</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jan 2009 23:00:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Is there a secret prophecy on Barack Obama&#8217;s face? Simple contrast enhancement to a photo of Obama clearly reveals the image of a mushroom cloud.
I wonder if you lined up the freckles on his face if it would spell &#8220;IRAN IS NEXT.&#8221;

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		<title>Nostradamus 101: Steps to Becoming a Prophet</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jan 2009 20:53:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So you want to be the next great psychic? Well in this one article, I will show you how to become &#8220;psychic&#8221; with the ability to forecast all of the major events coming up in the near future. Not convinced? I&#8217;m quite certain that all of today&#8217;s top psychics use every one of these steps [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jesus Claus</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[He’s coming! For those who believe in him and who have been good, Santa will come and give his wondrous gifts. Billions believe in him, and you should too! If you are on his “good” list, you will receive his gifts on the appointed day, but you never know when he’ll show up. He knows [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Coke C2 and Coke Zero Conspiracy Revealed</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Mar 2008 19:17:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[C2 Coke … A ghost town in the soda world. It was highly promoted, and adored by its supporters. Why did this products disappear so soon after launch? The “official” explanation is that the market didn’t justify it and sales were flat.
But are those the real reasons?
Further investigation reveals much more sinister reasons behind the [...]]]></description>
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